Overheard in the parking lot near a local take-away restaurant:
A: Holy shit, look at this chicken finger!
B: I've sucked dicks smaller than that.
both: (laughter, but they heard me not-quite-spit-take anyway)
B, out the car window: Well, it's true!
If I'd taken a sip one second later...
A: Holy shit, look at this chicken finger!
B: I've sucked dicks smaller than that.
both: (laughter, but they heard me not-quite-spit-take anyway)
B, out the car window: Well, it's true!
If I'd taken a sip one second later...
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‎noli esse culus
‎noli esse culus