I can't imagine how this could be any more divisive

[Labster]

Ah, I see Canada has gone for the American approach. You see, down here our politics are so broken that Congress simply can’t pass new policies, so major new policies like this are a negotiation between the President and the courts. Don’t worry, Congress still gets input by which judges they choose to reject. It’s a system.

And now Canada is joining us. Oh frappuccinous day!