Plotbunnies, Pastebin, and Wishlist Thread #2

[Norgarth]

"When in doubt, have a man come through a door with a gun in his hand."
—Raymond Chandler

Suddenly the door swung open and a man with a gun entered!

"Sosuke! Put that away!"

*door opens*
"Greetings, I am Wesley Wyndam-Price, and this is my friend, Charles Gunn, who has been shrunken to doll size."