Well, the most important day of the election has already arrived, Superbowl Sunday. I'm not sure if you've heard, but the game is fixed so that Biden will win. See the thing is, Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelce on the team, and because she's dating a football star, this is all part of a CIA black op to fix it so that his team, the Kansas City Chiefs, will win, and Taylor will use that to endorse Biden and s(t)eal the election victory. The 49ers have no chance, but that all makes sense being West Coast Liberal Elites they will throw the game for Biden.
I wish I was making that up, not reading it in the news. Let's just say they will be watching the game in a lot of DC pizza places.
Oh, and Trump has his latest line of attack on Nikki Haley: her husband is never around to support her campaign, why is that? Isn't it strange how he's never around? Well, would you believe he's on active duty as a major in the Army Reserve, deployed to Africa? It's not really a new low for Trump, since we've seen so many lows, including towards soldiers. It's more of a repeat, been-there-done-that low.
I wish I was making that up, not reading it in the news. Let's just say they will be watching the game in a lot of DC pizza places.
Oh, and Trump has his latest line of attack on Nikki Haley: her husband is never around to support her campaign, why is that? Isn't it strange how he's never around? Well, would you believe he's on active duty as a major in the Army Reserve, deployed to Africa? It's not really a new low for Trump, since we've seen so many lows, including towards soldiers. It's more of a repeat, been-there-done-that low.
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