Updated copies would need the translation tags stripped out before posting, or the translation extension enabled. Said extension is both necessarily complicated, and unnecessarily complicated for our use case. I think everyone redirects to mediawiki.org because there is no portable documentation, even though it also has random advice on syntax pages to enable $wg variables. Seems like there are no good solutions to me.
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