Weird & Interesting science, take 2

[Mamorien]

New theory suggests time is an illusion created by quantum entanglement.

"New"?

"Time is basically an illusion created by the mind to aid in our sense of temporal presence in the vast ocean of space."
-- Abhijit Naskar, Love, God & Neurons: Memoir of a scientist who found himself by getting lost (2016)

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
-- Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1979)

"The Wave Harmonic Theory of Historical Perception, in its simplest form, states that history is an illusion caused by the passage of time, and that time is an illusion caused by the passage of history. It also states that one's perception of these illusions is conditioned by three important facts:

• Who you are;
  
• Where you are;
  
• And when you last had lunch with Zaphod Beeblebrox."
  

-- HHGTTG Fit the Eighth (second of the Secondary Phase), originally broadcast 21 January 1980