Today's episode of Star Wars Crack is brought to you by Maria vs The Jedi Cult, in which a young person finds herself arriving on Coruscant as a young force-sensitive child who is promptly turned over to the Jedi temple. Maria is less than enthused to realize that the timing means she'll be "just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them."
She is determined to make the most of the time she has available, and her sheer gremlin energy is beautiful.
She is determined to make the most of the time she has available, and her sheer gremlin energy is beautiful.