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[Mamorien]

GoDaddy [...] are a good choice if you’re relatively mainstream and/or don’t care too much about uptime. Which is not terribly compatible with a pit of vipers.

Or, for that matter, a pit of voles. (Speaking of, does anyone know why voles particularly, or must that, in the immortal words of John Sladek, "remain a mystery, an imponderable conundrum, a riddle wrapped in a dark enigma, an impenetrable veil of cloud-shrouded o'ercast secret of Sphinx-mute nature"?)