Imagine an old dehydrated dog which has spent it's entire life being fed bothing but the cheapest, most bonemeal-full dogfood imagineable. It's more bone that meal. Imagine taking that dog to the centre of the Atacama desert - where it hasn't rained for 4 centuries - and waiting while it curls out a thick log of shite.
Now imagine that shite just squatting there under the sun, desiccatting, bleaching a brilliant bone white. Days, weeks, months and years pass. It bakes under the sun, fossilising. Image the absolute dryness of that white shite. The absolute dearth of any iota of moisture.
Now imagine a human as dry and white as that bleached and baked coprolite and you'll be halfway to whatever they manage to dredge up.
Biden probably made the right choice if he really has been bagged by the Corvids. He does not look well at all. The only downside is that he'll be forever called 'Bottler' when he goes into a pub - and everyone will blame him when Trump wins in November. They'd blame him if he stayed and Trump won so - I suppose that one's a Morton's fork. But at least now he can retire with his Pontiac Firebird and flip the bastards off as he roars into the sunset.
Now imagine that shite just squatting there under the sun, desiccatting, bleaching a brilliant bone white. Days, weeks, months and years pass. It bakes under the sun, fossilising. Image the absolute dryness of that white shite. The absolute dearth of any iota of moisture.
Now imagine a human as dry and white as that bleached and baked coprolite and you'll be halfway to whatever they manage to dredge up.
Biden probably made the right choice if he really has been bagged by the Corvids. He does not look well at all. The only downside is that he'll be forever called 'Bottler' when he goes into a pub - and everyone will blame him when Trump wins in November. They'd blame him if he stayed and Trump won so - I suppose that one's a Morton's fork. But at least now he can retire with his Pontiac Firebird and flip the bastards off as he roars into the sunset.
I love the smell of rotaries in the morning. You know one time, I got to work early, before the rush hour. I walked through the empty carpark, I didn't see one bloody Prius or Golf. And that smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole carpark, smelled like.... ....speed.
One day they're going to ban them.