Crossovers That Should Not Be 27 - three sets of three rules of three... stinkers

[hazard]

We've secretly replaced Arthur (from Arthur the cartoon) with Arthur (from Arthur the film [either]) with Arthur (from The Tick). Let's see who ends up with Excalibur.

Some blonde chick.

<claps hands, bows>  This is Fate.

You sure it's not going to be some jock from a displaced hand egg team?