Fic Request/Bunny Farm

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I won't be using this snippet, but it seemed too funny to just languish in a WIPs folder. It's from some vague notes on a largely by-the-numbers fantasy issekai that I don't have the motivation to bother with even if I had the patience to Write (or more to the point, edit, when I never did learn to properly touch type and can see neither the key caps nor more than the general shape of words on the screen to really weed out the numerous typos) anything these days. I don't even really like fantasy without a sci-fi veneer.

It turned out that there was an actual logical reason why female adventurers were so much more common than men: About two centuries ago, some bright spark had realized you could load a potion into certain kinds of enchanted sex toys to keep it at the ready for hands-free use, with only the need to snap out an activation word instead of getting something in your mouth for a drink, and female adventurers could carry two this way to a male's one.