The Dead Dove Locker -- "I don't know what I expected."

[Mamorien]

There are six fics in Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts that include the lovely, talented, and completely apeshit fucking bananas Dr. Harleen F. Quinzel, but only one that qualifies to get stuffed into this Locker: Whammied.

Welcome to the sex pollen quarantine zone (this fic, this fic is the quarantine zone).

https://archiveofourown.org/works/8691352

Tags say "attempts have been made to minimize consent issues", but

whether they really worked is handwaved as an exercise for the student. Also, we have a new Heroines Waifu chapter.

Harley's idea of minimizing consent issues between herself and Bats is dosing herself with sex pollen.

Also, The Heroines' Waifu has updated for the first time in like yonks.

I am sorry for the delay. Got caught up with other things, but also got blocked and torn about how to advance. On the one hand, I kinda wanted to skip right to the marriage and the pregnancy (or at least, progress to that quite quickly) and Rachel finally getting to be a mom and all that, and on the other, I wanted to really take the time to develop their relationship so them getting marriage really works and makes sense. Also smut. Can't forget the smut, though there's not going to be much in the way of direct smut this chapter. Some references to their active sex life, but nothing detailed onscreen.

A certain amount of glossing over events in the first part of this chapter, but hopefully not too bad and I tried to keep it informative and engaging without going too infodumpy.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/491927.../160507792