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Isekai by Moonlight
RE: Isekai by Moonlight
Well, it's April First, and you know what that means. (If you don't, see the 2023 and 2024 posts.)

As for the real story, currently Chapter 8 is at 55.5 kb, Chapter 9 is at 34.5 kb, and the epilogue is at 42.5 kb... assuming I keep the chapter breaks where they currently are.



From "If Isekai by Moonlight Was a Harem Comedy, Chapter S"





I regained consciousness to the sight of the second-most-beddable girl in three different realities... and wondered why my internal description of her was so impure. Then I felt my Pure Heart return to its accustomed place in my body. However, my thoughts about my girlfriends had already changed; now I knew why little Mina thought I couldn't keep it in my pants.

Impure as I now was, I still had some standards. "Mercury! How's Miharu-chan?"

Ami smiled. "Sailor Moon has already returned her Pure Heart to her body, Rob-sama."

Then we heard Moon say something she never had before: "Moon Spiral Heart Attack!"

"Down!" Mercury covered as much of my body as she could with her own, just before a giant pink heart flew above us on its way to hit its target. She felt good, and I was happy that my Pure Heart still wasn't doing its job. Or maybe it was, and this was as pure as I was going to get now.

Nekonneru shouted "Lovely!" and fell to pieces. Puzzle pieces, to be exact.

Jupiter quickly walked over. "You can get up now."

"Oh, I'm already up," I told her as I grabbed her best friend's arse.

Jupiter frowned, then said to Mercury, "Next time, I get to cover our boyfriend with my body."

"Hey! What about me?"

We all looked at Sailor Moon, and in unison said, "Not until you're sixteen."

Moon pouted and muttered, "I wish I was sent to another dimension, too."





Ami arrived, and she restored Unazuki-san's Pure Heart to her.

She woke up, looked at Minako and me, and blushed down to her toes.

"Perhaps I should leave you with your friends," I said as I turned to her bedroom door.

"Donarudoson-san, please don't go..." I turned back to look at Unazuki-san. "I still want to kiss you."

I turned to Ami and Minako. "Should I?"

"You already have both of us and nine other girlfriends, Rob," Minako said. "Why not have an even dozen in your harem?"

"Well, in that case..." I leaned down and took Unazuki's willing lips for the first time.

Then Minako and Ami stood up and headed for Unazuki's bedroom door while Unazuki pulled me into a hug while lying back on her bed. Ami added, "She's already sixteen. Have fun, you two!"





"If you don't mind me asking..." I started. Once I had their attention, I continued, "When I left, you were at each other's throats. Now, you're bosom buddies. What changed?"

Arimura-san smiled. "After the first hour or so, we started reminiscing about the days before we were forced to become Death Busters."

"And that got us remembering what it was like to be friends, or at least co-workers as school prefects," Hanyu-san added. "So we really don't have any reason to fight any more. Although I still think you're a bitch sometimes, Yuko-san." That last, she said with a grin.

"And I think you're a slut sometimes, Mimi-san," Arimura-san replied with a smile of her own.

"Oh, I know. And I know what would prove to Oni-san that the two of us have kissed and made up, Yuko," Hanyu-san said.

Arimura-san smiled at me. "If you're thinking of a threesome, then I like the way you think, Mimi."

"Oni-san did call us 'bosom buddies'," Hanyu-san said as she started unbuttoning Arimura-san's blouse.

It looked to me that, like Makoto and Usagi and Ami so long ago, I didn't really have a say in the matter. Again.




From "If Isekai by Moonlight Was a Harem Comedy, Chapter S++"



I turned my attention back to the discussion about Bidou-san's arm.

"– have enough room to include the Midchildan sex-ed databases that we brought back with us."

"Hang on," I said. "You're going to give Midchildan bedroom techniques to somebody native to this reality?"

"And teach her how to use them," Shario said. "Yes, I already know that this will let you and Bidou-san make each other happy in the same way that you and I make each other happy."

I chuckled and turned to face Bidou-san. "Well, that's one way to show that we want you in the family. Carry on, ladies."

Bidoh-san smiled. "Not without you, we won't."
--
Rob Kelk

Sticks and stones can break your bones,
But words can break your heart.
- unknown

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