Crossovers That Should Not Be 27 - three sets of three rules of three... stinkers

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... I would honestly buy the Dream Viper just to have a pink, open cockpit space fighter toy. And then I'd stick one of these guys (also painted pink and white) as the pilot, which should totally work if it's big enough for a Barbie, though it would probably have to stand up in the seat since the Roy-Roy AAM is about half as tall. The Roy-roy would then be modified so when you pop off the upper dome and set it in the "opened for maintenaince" position it would have a cockpit instead of just another dome, with an N scale (1/150) woman inside... painted to be Barbie in a 50s sci-fi style space suit. Also pink, of course, or perhaps silver with pink trim.



Because the only thing better than a pink open-cockpit space fighter is one being piloted by a giant robot which is in turn piloted by a flying saucer, itself piloted by Space Opera Barbie.

However, I freely admit that such a combination Should Not Be; it's just that it tickles my funny bone.