(08-30-2025, 09:53 PM)Norgarth Wrote: I'd guess the Mount Rushmore one is fake. If anything Trump would be making plans to add his face to Rushmore.
Honestly I had trouble coming up with a fake one. The real ones are so stupid and obvious but stupid, that it's hard to come up with something else that absurd. During the W. Administration I was super good at this, I spent so much time doing satire, and now I struggle to come up with a single joke more absurd than reality. I miss that guy. Sure, he started wars and deregulated too much, but at least he wanted to build a "peeance freeance secure Iraq", you know?
Anyway: U.S. reportedly to funnel half a billion dollars to Alberta separatists
Like uh.... I thought the point of the tariffs were to spend money in America, and here we are just giving it to Canadians?
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