The Imperial Presidency, Part 2

[Labster]

His Orangeness falls asleep during the first "Board of Peace" meeting

Considering he dozed during a meeting he wanted to attend, one wonders how well he'll handle the State of the Onion speech on Monday.

Speaking of the Board of Peace, and surprisingly not The Onion, this actual graphic:



So all of the memes about giving Palestine to Albania actually came true?  ALBANIA STRONK!!! SKANDERBEG RIDES AGAIN!!!!

Oh, wait, wait.... US ambassador causes uproar by claiming Israel has a divine right to most of the Middle East

Imagine being Jordan, allying with the U.S. for decades and being more or less the nice guy of the ME... and realizing your security guarantees are worthless and Israel is staring hungrily in your direction.

Still, Kosovo sending military for the Board of Peace when they're still not in the United Nations is top kek.

@RK: Actually the State of the Onion was the annual speech given by Larry Wall at Perl conventions -- or it was until he gave up primary maintainership to other community members.