Evil Midnight Lurker suggested this in a thread titled "Idea: A Step in the Wrong Direction" back in March 2003. Read his write-up for the notion -- it's hysterical, not least because it doesn't make clear until the last sentence where Doug has wound up. Bob's reaction was, and I quote:
"Oh.
Dear.
God.
"
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
"Oh.
Dear.
God.
"
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.