Oh, I know you were kidding - you just squicked the inner physicist in me with just the concept... Bad enough even that it took me about 10 minutes to fully move on.
(Yes, I know, that's a bit of an overreaction, but as someone with a very vivid imagination with a mind of its own (mine!
and a solid knowledge of physics, it was too late to stop the reaction by the time I'd finished reading the concept...
I just wanted to give you credit for coming up with something that shocking
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(Yes, I know, that's a bit of an overreaction, but as someone with a very vivid imagination with a mind of its own (mine!
and a solid knowledge of physics, it was too late to stop the reaction by the time I'd finished reading the concept... I just wanted to give you credit for coming up with something that shocking
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Drunkard's Walk Forum Moderator and Prereader At Large