Why would he even start there, when he could carry it himself with any number of flight songs, melt it himself with the minizilla transformation's atomic dragonbreath from Blue Oyster Cult's Godzilla, tap it with Maxwell's Silver Hammer, etc. etc. LoTR is somewhat lacking in plausible threats to a powerful and experienced superhuman like Doug, even the 'flee or die' enemies like Durin's Bane or the Nazgul don't sound like good matchups unless they have surprise and numbers, or some handicap to help.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows