That was a tough fight. A damn tough fight. But the Warrior was dead. Now we just needed to clean up the scum left behind.
"No, this can't be happening. I won't be defeated by mere BANDITS!" I sighed at hearing that.
"Ugly Jack, it's vaguely cute that you think you're the hero of this story, but you're not. You caused most of the pointless suffering on this planet for the past few years, after all."
"SHUT UP! I'M A HERO!" I covered the distance between me and the Hyperion CEO within a second, maybe two. Lifting him up, I began screaming in his face.
"YOU WERE EVIL THE WHOLE TIME! Only the bad guys are convinced that they're the good guys. So shut up and die quietly."
"Damn straight. Hey, Doug, mind putting him down so I can put a bullet through his skull?" I did so, and Axton executed Handsome Jack.
"Hey, did you just a Hyperion gun to kill the Hyperion CEO?" Axton checked, then chuckled.
"Guess I did. Irony, eh?"
"No, this can't be happening. I won't be defeated by mere BANDITS!" I sighed at hearing that.
"Ugly Jack, it's vaguely cute that you think you're the hero of this story, but you're not. You caused most of the pointless suffering on this planet for the past few years, after all."
"SHUT UP! I'M A HERO!" I covered the distance between me and the Hyperion CEO within a second, maybe two. Lifting him up, I began screaming in his face.
"YOU WERE EVIL THE WHOLE TIME! Only the bad guys are convinced that they're the good guys. So shut up and die quietly."
"Damn straight. Hey, Doug, mind putting him down so I can put a bullet through his skull?" I did so, and Axton executed Handsome Jack.
"Hey, did you just a Hyperion gun to kill the Hyperion CEO?" Axton checked, then chuckled.
"Guess I did. Irony, eh?"
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