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[CattyNebulart]

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Unfortunately, the Professor is less philosophical about our difference of opinions. Despite the fact that he had been entirely coherent when I bought 95% of the telepathic probe and that he has hardly refused his share of the profits, he was now menacing me with a pitchfork.

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No, no, no. CUT! When have you ever seen a mad scientist use a low tech solution when a high tech solution is possible? Really why use a pitchfork when you can use a raygun?
Also the Professor wouldn't be upset if someone put his inventions to use, unless it was stolen out from under him while he was working on it.
If you want him upset about something you would need to:
1) Have the French goverment express their thanks to you. (They have no appreciation for science! (They where the ones calling for his execution the loudest))
2) Question his credentials, theories, or methodology.
3) Interupt an experiment (and congratulations if you manage to survive that one)
4) Stifle the advanbcement of Science! (censorship, intimidating researchers, etc.)
The Professors anger tends to burn hot and quick, and he rarly holds a grudge. The French are an exception, but that might have something to do with them regularly insulting him on the national media. Plus they still have a bounty on him.
Though I do like the invention you propose, it sounds about right for his ussual stuff.

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Edit: as an alternative or supplement, we could be deadly rivals in the Convention staple: 'Evil Overlord's Laughter Contest'.

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I like that idea.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."