Ohhh yeah. Right. I haven't even read those books, but judging from a quick perusal of the Amazon listings...
Marsden is gonna be fricking incandescent with utter furious rage.
Subject: HEADS. WILL. ROLL.
To: "Noah Scott" (bigcheese@stellvia.lib), Ben Rhodes
(aeronaut@roughriders.fen), Col. Stephen Caldwell
(stephen.caldwell@tsab.usaf.mil), "Bob Schroeck"
(rms@ourtown.fen), "Gen.
Mal Fnord, VVS" (fnord@sovietairforce.fen), "Kyon"
(dontcallmekyon@sosdan.fen)
From: Chris Marsden (rockhound@greenwood.us)
Date: November 20, 2016
Any and all information leading to the arrest and persecution of those responsible for the travesty ongoing below us will be rewarded generously. Noah, I know you have means of investigating this directly. I want in. I want this... this...
xXx
Pardon me. This is Rei. The Commander is incapable of speech at the moment that does not consist of obscenities. I thought you would appreciate it if your spam filter did not swallow this message for the sheer volume. He has cycled through nine languages so far, I do not believe I have heard him repeat.
Please direct further inquiries to Captain Abriel (lafiel.abriel@gss.fen). She is taking charge of our response to this occurrence; the Commander is clearly incapable of reacting rationally at the moment. Should the situation change, Lafiel will inform you.
We request that you keep us up to date with the results of your investigations into this occurrence; we will similarly pass on any information we are able to acquire.
Thank you,
Ayanami Rei.
xXx
--
Chris Marsden
Rockhounds Mining & Colonization
rockhound@greenwood.us
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
Marsden is gonna be fricking incandescent with utter furious rage.
Subject: HEADS. WILL. ROLL.
To: "Noah Scott" (bigcheese@stellvia.lib), Ben Rhodes
(aeronaut@roughriders.fen), Col. Stephen Caldwell
(stephen.caldwell@tsab.usaf.mil), "Bob Schroeck"
(rms@ourtown.fen), "Gen.
Mal Fnord, VVS" (fnord@sovietairforce.fen), "Kyon"
(dontcallmekyon@sosdan.fen)
From: Chris Marsden (rockhound@greenwood.us)
Date: November 20, 2016
Any and all information leading to the arrest and persecution of those responsible for the travesty ongoing below us will be rewarded generously. Noah, I know you have means of investigating this directly. I want in. I want this... this...
xXx
Pardon me. This is Rei. The Commander is incapable of speech at the moment that does not consist of obscenities. I thought you would appreciate it if your spam filter did not swallow this message for the sheer volume. He has cycled through nine languages so far, I do not believe I have heard him repeat.
Please direct further inquiries to Captain Abriel (lafiel.abriel@gss.fen). She is taking charge of our response to this occurrence; the Commander is clearly incapable of reacting rationally at the moment. Should the situation change, Lafiel will inform you.
We request that you keep us up to date with the results of your investigations into this occurrence; we will similarly pass on any information we are able to acquire.
Thank you,
Ayanami Rei.
xXx
--
Chris Marsden
Rockhounds Mining & Colonization
rockhound@greenwood.us
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.