[story][Fenspace Alternates] The South Is Rising, Someone Get A Hammer

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Subject: *ominous chord*

To: "Gen. Mal Fnord, VVS"
(fnord@sovietairforce.fen), Ben Rhodes
(aeronaut@roughriders.fen)

From: Chris Marsden
(rockhound@greenwood.us)

Date: November 21, 2016

> Subject: *ominous chord*
> To: Chris Marsden (rockhound@greenwood.us)
> From: "Gen. Mal Fnord, VVS" (fnord@sovietairforce.fen)
> Date: November 21, 2016

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The one thing communists & capitalists can agree on is that kicking the mortal shit
> out of fascists is good clean fun for the whole family.

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Since fixing this cosmological mess is way out of our pay grade, how about a little
> of the old ultra-violence, lads?

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Ya interested? Beep me & we'll do this by the numbers; popular front, UN support, the whole enchilada.

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--Fnord
Yanks and Reds took down one Hitler. Yanks and Reds can take down another. And this time we won't dither for three years while you do all the bleeding.
-- Marsden
P.S. - Caldwell and his people want a share of the hobnail-boot duty. He's already over here, you two feel free to join us any time you please. GSS is already on full alert so don't screw around with traffic control, ok?
P.P.S. - Thank Rei for me if you see her, she still isn't talking to me after yesterday.
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.