OOC: I have *no* idea where this'll end up, but I do intend to use this somewhere in the story. It's not everyday that lightning strikes and lets you write a Badass Boast that references Willy Wonka and Optimus Prime in the same paragraph. 
(in reply to the classic "Who *are* you people?" question, somebody says...)
“We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. We're the ones who saw the future coming faster and faster until one day all we had to do was jump and we could fly. We're the kids who grew up on comic books and pulp novels and still believe that good triumphs over evil and that power and money can't stop that. We fight for justice, love and the right of all sentient beings to live free.
“We are the Fen, and we are coming.”
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
FenWiki - Your One-Stop Shop for Fenspace Information
"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"

(in reply to the classic "Who *are* you people?" question, somebody says...)
“We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. We're the ones who saw the future coming faster and faster until one day all we had to do was jump and we could fly. We're the kids who grew up on comic books and pulp novels and still believe that good triumphs over evil and that power and money can't stop that. We fight for justice, love and the right of all sentient beings to live free.
“We are the Fen, and we are coming.”
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
FenWiki - Your One-Stop Shop for Fenspace Information
"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"