I don't consider this a particularly clever suggestion, so feel free to ignore it:
The press attaché is a member of the Hacker Underspace called John R. Ericson, a man so adept at fading into the background that even his friends and co-workers sometimes call him J. Random Hacker. (His first two initials certainly don't help.)
The press attaché is a member of the Hacker Underspace called John R. Ericson, a man so adept at fading into the background that even his friends and co-workers sometimes call him J. Random Hacker. (His first two initials certainly don't help.)