Taking a crack at this - I don't do too many of these. -B
Benjamin was in his office combating his most hated nemesis: paperwork, when a familiar wurf got his attention.
"He~llo Ollie!" said Ben as he look down where he would have expected to see the family dog. Only he wasn't there. Ben looked around, a bit confused, then nearly jumped out of his skin when the wurf came again right by his ear. He tried to regather his wits, but he could be forgiven since there was a ball of orange-and-white fluff hovering over his desk. The only other hints he had was the black nose that protruded from the fluffy lighter-than-air mass and the doggie kisses he suddenly received.
"MAYONAKAAAAAAA!"
"uh-oh," replied his daughter at the door. Benjamin gave her a sour look that combined his annoyance at having unwittingly yelled at his daughter and having something strange happen to the family pet.
"Explanation please?"
"It was a 'wave treated dog shampoo. I was hoping it'd fix his shedding problem. The stuff clogs the filters every time I go out with him."
Benjamin sighed. "At least it wasn't a shaggy dog joke. Plenty enough of those here in real life as it is!"
Benjamin was in his office combating his most hated nemesis: paperwork, when a familiar wurf got his attention.
"He~llo Ollie!" said Ben as he look down where he would have expected to see the family dog. Only he wasn't there. Ben looked around, a bit confused, then nearly jumped out of his skin when the wurf came again right by his ear. He tried to regather his wits, but he could be forgiven since there was a ball of orange-and-white fluff hovering over his desk. The only other hints he had was the black nose that protruded from the fluffy lighter-than-air mass and the doggie kisses he suddenly received.
"MAYONAKAAAAAAA!"
"uh-oh," replied his daughter at the door. Benjamin gave her a sour look that combined his annoyance at having unwittingly yelled at his daughter and having something strange happen to the family pet.
"Explanation please?"
"It was a 'wave treated dog shampoo. I was hoping it'd fix his shedding problem. The stuff clogs the filters every time I go out with him."
Benjamin sighed. "At least it wasn't a shaggy dog joke. Plenty enough of those here in real life as it is!"