Did you hear about Joe? No, well then let me tell you. That's his picture right there. Yup.... you might think 'What a God awful Joker' but let me tell you, Joe'll say it's better than being dead. Zwilnik raid, he was decapitated by shrapnel y'see, and a quick thinking mate of his threw his head in a bucket of 'wave. Desperate gamble... but it feckin' worked. Even so... he was a head. Just a head. His mates did the best to give him a good life.
He lived for a couple of years until his mates finally saved up enough cash to get him a brand new body. All shiny and cybernetic with proper neural induction gear...a real face, the works. A proper normal life. So, Joes birthday comes around and they all throw him a great big party and at the climax, they all gather around and say "Joe, we've got you the greatest surprise."
Joe fixes them with an angry stare and says:
"Not another bleedin' hat!"
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Note: While some Fen might believe this, many will recognise the picture as being one of a blobfish. Or have heard the original joke it's based on.
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He lived for a couple of years until his mates finally saved up enough cash to get him a brand new body. All shiny and cybernetic with proper neural induction gear...a real face, the works. A proper normal life. So, Joes birthday comes around and they all throw him a great big party and at the climax, they all gather around and say "Joe, we've got you the greatest surprise."
Joe fixes them with an angry stare and says:
"Not another bleedin' hat!"
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Note: While some Fen might believe this, many will recognise the picture as being one of a blobfish. Or have heard the original joke it's based on.
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--m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig?