To: "SMOF Net" (Recipients redacted)
From: "Luna Schroeck" (little.moon@ourtown.fen)
Subj: Re: Did anyone see that coming?
Date: 2014.10.10-1531UTC
--- Following text is voice transcription courtesy of Mr. Mayor, Grover's Corners ---
Um, hi. Daddy said that 'cause I'm the littlest one on our ship I get to say hi! an' welcome to space to Helen an' co... con...
--- prompting redacted ---
con... grat... you... layshuns (see? I toldja I could say it) to Mr. and Mrs. Scott for having Helen. An' if Helen wants ta come over an' play we gots a really big yard and we can chase the chickens and climb the trees an'... I *know* she's jus' a baby now, Mr. Mayor, but she's not gonna be a baby *always* an' I wan' to be her friend when she's old enough so why can't I invite her now?
Okay, 'kay, 'kay. Daddy says we're sendin' a gift over -- an' he won' tell me what it is, he's a big meanie, on 'count that he says I'll tell Helen an' spoil it, but that's silly 'cause she's a baby and she won't unnerstan' what I'm sayin'.
Oh, an' take the dirty words outta what Uncle 'Tila said, and what's left comes from all of us, too!
So, like, okay, this is Luna Schroeck signing off, over an' out!
--- Transcription ends ---
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
From: "Luna Schroeck" (little.moon@ourtown.fen)
Subj: Re: Did anyone see that coming?
Date: 2014.10.10-1531UTC
--- Following text is voice transcription courtesy of Mr. Mayor, Grover's Corners ---
Um, hi. Daddy said that 'cause I'm the littlest one on our ship I get to say hi! an' welcome to space to Helen an' co... con...
--- prompting redacted ---
con... grat... you... layshuns (see? I toldja I could say it) to Mr. and Mrs. Scott for having Helen. An' if Helen wants ta come over an' play we gots a really big yard and we can chase the chickens and climb the trees an'... I *know* she's jus' a baby now, Mr. Mayor, but she's not gonna be a baby *always* an' I wan' to be her friend when she's old enough so why can't I invite her now?
Okay, 'kay, 'kay. Daddy says we're sendin' a gift over -- an' he won' tell me what it is, he's a big meanie, on 'count that he says I'll tell Helen an' spoil it, but that's silly 'cause she's a baby and she won't unnerstan' what I'm sayin'.
Oh, an' take the dirty words outta what Uncle 'Tila said, and what's left comes from all of us, too!
So, like, okay, this is Luna Schroeck signing off, over an' out!
--- Transcription ends ---
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.