[Story][Season 0][WIP] Whistling

[Black Aeronaut]

July 21st, 2010

I'm going to be an uncle!

Well, okay...

I'm going to be an aunt.

Looks like I still need to get to terms with my biomod. Or at least a few parts of it.

BUT!

My sister asked me to be a godparent!

On the positive side that means that I will be back to Earth to be present.

On the negative side that means that I will have to be back on Earth to be present...

With all the stuff that includes it...

Name change, gender change, species change...

Oh my fracking god...

I think I need to get to Australia ASAP and connect to the German embassy in Canbarra or the consulate in Sidney...

I'm going to be stuck in bureaucracy for years...

help

FROM: bulletboy@island.fen
TO:
SUBJ: Somebody call for help?
DATE: 2010/07/22 0243GMT
Heya Naedial!
Heard it through the grapevine that you need some help getting the red tape sorted dirtside. As a favor to a fellow expat of the Fatherland, Gina wants to help out, pro bono. We've been through the bureaucratic they got going Down Under, so we at least knew where to start. Attached are the documents that you'll need. Fill 'em out and get them printed, and we can swing by first thing tomorrow morning and we can get this started. (Has to be tomorrow because the day after I'm due to run an important shipment.)
No need for repayment, but Gina mentioned that if you happen to be able to come by a keg of 'the good stuff' while your visiting home then you will be her most favorite person in the entire system.
-Benjamin Rhodes
Pilot, Grunt Labor, and Co-owner/operator, Bullet Boy Express
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

Figured you might enjoy this.