FROM: total-insecurity@stellvia.fen
TO: Cathy@jenga.fen
CC: open-discussion@mailinglists.fen
SUBJECT: Re: Stalked by containers
> Hmm... they have some primitive computer inside their containers to control drive and radio. Maybe we could hack it to reduce the maximum speed?
That's an easy fix, usually. Just have somebody pull them over for a safety check, and get your local Hacker Underspace member to install the "Safety Check" program while they're stopped - that's what checks Safety's speed so she doesn't fly off at a quarter of lightspeed. Pick the top speed you want and they won't be able to go over it.
Just... don't ask me, please. Cathy's nice, but she's a c...c...ca...you-know-what.
Takami Sakuragi
FROM: total-insecurity@stellvia.fen
TO: Cathy@jenga.fen
CC: open-discussion@mailinglists.fen
SUBJECT: Re: Stalked by containers
I'm sorry - the voice-to-text software was still turned on and I didn't think to proofread before I sent that. You're you - you're not your body, and I'm a bundle of phobias. I hope I didn't insult you...?
Takami Sakuragi
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
TO: Cathy@jenga.fen
CC: open-discussion@mailinglists.fen
SUBJECT: Re: Stalked by containers
> Hmm... they have some primitive computer inside their containers to control drive and radio. Maybe we could hack it to reduce the maximum speed?
That's an easy fix, usually. Just have somebody pull them over for a safety check, and get your local Hacker Underspace member to install the "Safety Check" program while they're stopped - that's what checks Safety's speed so she doesn't fly off at a quarter of lightspeed. Pick the top speed you want and they won't be able to go over it.
Just... don't ask me, please. Cathy's nice, but she's a c...c...ca...you-know-what.
Takami Sakuragi
FROM: total-insecurity@stellvia.fen
TO: Cathy@jenga.fen
CC: open-discussion@mailinglists.fen
SUBJECT: Re: Stalked by containers
I'm sorry - the voice-to-text software was still turned on and I didn't think to proofread before I sent that. You're you - you're not your body, and I'm a bundle of phobias. I hope I didn't insult you...?
Takami Sakuragi
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012