I wish I could. It's a little more meta than that. By all means deal with the crisis. Provide support. But just handwaving away real-world problems is a bad idea. Call me silly but it feels disrespectful to real people who're battling with these problems if an author avatar just charges in and fixes it whether they like it or not.
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--m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig?