[Story][Season 0] Secure Allies

[Ace Dreamer]

I could imagine him wearing a tin foil helmet, just to protect his brain...

I'm told this can concentrate effects rather than protect you from them, rather like a dish-shaped antenna...
http://berkeley.intel-research.net/arahimi/helmet/
(Because, we need more deliberate attempts to win an Ig Nobel Prize. [grin]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ig_Nobel_Prize
http://www.improbable.com/ig/winners/ )
I'd put this Fen down as a Darwin Awards winner, except, he's (just about) alive...
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"It is the business of the future to be dangerous" - Hawkwind