[odd] IAmA Panzer Kunstler, AMA

[shaderic]

Well, this could be interesting.
*Flips IC Switch*

Dear Random Kunstler,
How does one actually become a Panzer Kunstler? Do you just talk with a representative from the organization after undergoing high-level cyberization, and they take you to Mars to train? Or, are there smaller local outposts where newby cyborgs are tutored at hospitals or local dojos? And you only go to Mars for advanced, high level training?
For that matter, what sort of training do you do there? It's all very neat to hear this cool stuff about meditation, but, from a practical standpoint, what do you end up doing? I have a friend who says they learned to juggle eggs while in Kunstler training, but I'm not sure of the accuracy of this statement, given my questionable sobriety at the time.
Signed, ChairForceMan