Ace Dreamer Wrote:If GC is interested, "HH Engineering" has a quite effective line of defensive garden gomes... These look to be made of painted concrete, doing the various things garden gomes do, but are in fact miniature defensive drones, with a variety of options, including leaping in the way of bullets, and a one-shot EMP grenade...Thanks to Howard Taylor, I keep thinking that any place that sells a line of garden gnomes, especially defensive types, needs to offer a matching line of garden ninjas.
(They don't fight, they only defend - the handwavium is particular about that... One reason for this is you feel a lot safer about them being around children, and places where you live.)
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