The trouble with a throne of ordnance is that it brings a new meaning to "Fire in the hole!" if you drop your cigarette. Mandatory rotations in NATTO would hopefully teach people that the proper place for such materials is a properly secured, fireproofed armory, and the proper material for thrones is the captured loot of your enemies. Or at least duct tape and the three dozen pizza boxes from the victory party.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows