[really, really Infinities] strange things are afoot

[M Fnord]

from the sublime to the ridiculous, also have an actual date!

"The Japanese government today issued arrest warrants for members of the terrorist organization The Order of Saint Grimace in connection with the bomb attack on Osaka Prefecture on 10 July, as well as a series of high-profile thefts of consumer electronics occurring shortly thereafter. The known members of the group as well as 'unidentified accomplices numbers 1-100' have been charged with terrorism, willful destruction of property, felony theft, vandalism and illegal entry into Japan.

"This assault on our soil by foreign interests cannot be overlooked," Public Safety Commissioner Shinozuka Yasujiro said at a press conference regarding the warrants yesterday. "Japan will not be cowed by delusional terrorists who believe that machines are people."

The Japanese stance on infomorph rights has been a major flashpoint in recent years between Japan and certain sections of the industrialized world. Protests by American, European and Iranian infomorph-rights groups have sparked strong reactions after the Order of Saint Grimace's allegations that the bombed factory was used to create sapient infomorphs for use in prostitution."
~ NHK WORLD online edition, 11 July 2039

JAPAN TO FEN MARXISTS: UP YOURS
~ New York Post, 12 July 2039

FEN MARXISTS TO JAPAN: RIGHT BACK AT YOU, BABY!
"Terrorist group the Order of St. Grimace struck back at the Japanese government yesterday after the announcement of arrest warrants aimed at their members. Order members allegedly hijacked the TV Asahi broadcast feed, replacing prime-time evening programming with amateur pornography allegedly starring top cop Yasujiro Shinozuka and a variety of farm animals..."
~ New York Post, 13 July 2039

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