alright managed to get on a real computer and copy it over here, hope you like it.
the other day i was watching an AMV and had the crazy idea to shift the song lyrics to match BT, hope you enjoy, and anyone who wants to add to the list feel free to drop one in here
Banned from Terra
When we pulled into Terran orbit in need of R & R
The crew set out investigating every joint and bar
We had high expectations of their hospitality
But found too late it wasn't geared for mechwarriors such as we
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our star captain's tastes were simple but his methods were complex
We found him with five partners each of a different clan and sex
The shore police were on the way -- we had no second chance
We pulled him out in the nick of time in the remnants of his pants
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our engineer would yield to none in putting down the brew
He out drank seven elemental marines and a demolisher tank crew
The navigator didn't win but he out drank almost all
And now they've got a drop shuttle on the roof of city hall
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our proper cool lance commander was drugged with something green
And hauled into an alley where he suffered things obscene
He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear
Except he somehow taught his mech's computer how to swear
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
The head nurse disappeared a while in the major dope bazaar
Buying an odd green potion guaranteed to get one far
She came home with no uniform and an oddly cheerful heart
And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our lady of electronic warfare won a ship-wide bet
By getting into the planet's main communications net
Now every time someone calls up on an Terran HPG
The flesh is there but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our doctor loves humanity; his private life is quiet
The shore police arrested him for inciting whores to riot
We found him in the city jail, locked on a thieving spree
Intact except for hickeys and six kinds of VD
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our helmsman loves exotic plants and the plants all love him too
He took some down on leave with him and he wondered what they'd do
The exarch called and swore upon his life
That a gang of plants entwined his house and then seduced his wife
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
A gang of Blakists landed and nobody seemed to care
They stomped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there
Half our crew was busy therein and invited them to play
But the Blakists only looked at us and turned and ran away
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our crew is Outreach’s finest and our record is our pride
And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide
We're sorry 'bout the wreckage and the riots and the fuss
At least we're sure that planet won't be quick forgetting us
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
(Wonder why')
the other day i was watching an AMV and had the crazy idea to shift the song lyrics to match BT, hope you enjoy, and anyone who wants to add to the list feel free to drop one in here
Banned from Terra
When we pulled into Terran orbit in need of R & R
The crew set out investigating every joint and bar
We had high expectations of their hospitality
But found too late it wasn't geared for mechwarriors such as we
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our star captain's tastes were simple but his methods were complex
We found him with five partners each of a different clan and sex
The shore police were on the way -- we had no second chance
We pulled him out in the nick of time in the remnants of his pants
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our engineer would yield to none in putting down the brew
He out drank seven elemental marines and a demolisher tank crew
The navigator didn't win but he out drank almost all
And now they've got a drop shuttle on the roof of city hall
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our proper cool lance commander was drugged with something green
And hauled into an alley where he suffered things obscene
He sobered up in sickbay and he's none the worse for wear
Except he somehow taught his mech's computer how to swear
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
The head nurse disappeared a while in the major dope bazaar
Buying an odd green potion guaranteed to get one far
She came home with no uniform and an oddly cheerful heart
And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our lady of electronic warfare won a ship-wide bet
By getting into the planet's main communications net
Now every time someone calls up on an Terran HPG
The flesh is there but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our doctor loves humanity; his private life is quiet
The shore police arrested him for inciting whores to riot
We found him in the city jail, locked on a thieving spree
Intact except for hickeys and six kinds of VD
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our helmsman loves exotic plants and the plants all love him too
He took some down on leave with him and he wondered what they'd do
The exarch called and swore upon his life
That a gang of plants entwined his house and then seduced his wife
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
A gang of Blakists landed and nobody seemed to care
They stomped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there
Half our crew was busy therein and invited them to play
But the Blakists only looked at us and turned and ran away
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
Our crew is Outreach’s finest and our record is our pride
And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide
We're sorry 'bout the wreckage and the riots and the fuss
At least we're sure that planet won't be quick forgetting us
And we're banned from Terra every one
Banned from Terra just for having a little fun
We spent a jolly shore leave there for just three days or four
But Terra doesn't want us anymore
(Wonder why')