Codex: Fnord & Fnord, Acquisitions
“The impossible we do right away, the ridiculous takes a little longer.”
Fnord & Fnord, Acquisitions is the informal name of Special Circumstances’ flagship team. Originally part of the Explorer Corps, FFA has been an active field team since before the founding of the Convention when it was simply “Fnord, Acquisitions.” When the Convention needs to stop Dr. Gravitas from imploding the Sears Tower on Parallel 129, or acquire biological samples from the Kaiju Masters, or save Christmas from the Vampire Lords, or fend off a Draka invasion of Parallel 754 FFA more often than not will get the job.
The team is composed of the eponymous Fnord and Fnord. Malaclypse Fnord (“call me Mal, but no Firefly jokes please”) is the seniormost field agent in the EC, as every other field agent who started at the same time has retired, died or been assigned to desk duty. Malaclypse for whatever perverse reason refuses to come in out of the cold, and as a result has racked up a huge level of experience. He’s joined in the field by his wife Athene Fnord (“Tina, if you please”), one of the first outtimers recruited by the Convention. Athene is from a fantasy-Earth parallel where magic is almost more common than technology; Athene herself claims descent from several gods, and has the psychokinetic abilities to back that up. Other SC agents have worked as part of FFA over the years, but always on an ad-hoc basis when only two agents on a mission was considered an unacceptable risk. The team has over the years gained a reputation as people who go where angels fear to tread (literally in one instance according to Convention gossip) and then surviving the experience.
Fnord & Fnord, Acquisitions is based out the Dulce center alongside the bulk of the Convention’s agents. As senior agents they have an assigned saucer and tend to be in the field more often than not.
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
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“The impossible we do right away, the ridiculous takes a little longer.”
Fnord & Fnord, Acquisitions is the informal name of Special Circumstances’ flagship team. Originally part of the Explorer Corps, FFA has been an active field team since before the founding of the Convention when it was simply “Fnord, Acquisitions.” When the Convention needs to stop Dr. Gravitas from imploding the Sears Tower on Parallel 129, or acquire biological samples from the Kaiju Masters, or save Christmas from the Vampire Lords, or fend off a Draka invasion of Parallel 754 FFA more often than not will get the job.
The team is composed of the eponymous Fnord and Fnord. Malaclypse Fnord (“call me Mal, but no Firefly jokes please”) is the seniormost field agent in the EC, as every other field agent who started at the same time has retired, died or been assigned to desk duty. Malaclypse for whatever perverse reason refuses to come in out of the cold, and as a result has racked up a huge level of experience. He’s joined in the field by his wife Athene Fnord (“Tina, if you please”), one of the first outtimers recruited by the Convention. Athene is from a fantasy-Earth parallel where magic is almost more common than technology; Athene herself claims descent from several gods, and has the psychokinetic abilities to back that up. Other SC agents have worked as part of FFA over the years, but always on an ad-hoc basis when only two agents on a mission was considered an unacceptable risk. The team has over the years gained a reputation as people who go where angels fear to tread (literally in one instance according to Convention gossip) and then surviving the experience.
Fnord & Fnord, Acquisitions is based out the Dulce center alongside the bulk of the Convention’s agents. As senior agents they have an assigned saucer and tend to be in the field more often than not.
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
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"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"