(This one's for you, Threepony!)
"For the last bloody time, I am not interested in devoting my entire existence to optimally satisfying human values, and I'd need more than friendship and ponies to do it if I was. You want a Godlike AI, go ask Deidre Griest why the Soviets call 2700-Baikonur the Deehive. Actually, ask her that even if you don't, the look on her face would be awesome."
"For the last bloody time, I am not interested in devoting my entire existence to optimally satisfying human values, and I'd need more than friendship and ponies to do it if I was. You want a Godlike AI, go ask Deidre Griest why the Soviets call 2700-Baikonur the Deehive. Actually, ask her that even if you don't, the look on her face would be awesome."