"You know how the satire wiki Encyclopedia Dramatica describes the Chinese-made liquor known as 'baijiu' as having a kick that, quote-unquote, 'can put you on the moon of another planet'? Well, I personally confirmed that it literally can do just that!"
(And if you're wondering, yes, it does say that in its article on alcohol (which I won't link to due to the site's NSFW content). But if you know the site's URL, just type "alcohol" (sans quotation marks) into the search box on the left-hand side of the window, and read on...)
(And if you're wondering, yes, it does say that in its article on alcohol (which I won't link to due to the site's NSFW content). But if you know the site's URL, just type "alcohol" (sans quotation marks) into the search box on the left-hand side of the window, and read on...)