Clearing out Inactive Members

[Koryimran]

Adapted from a FedEx commercial:
"We need to send this post out or we're DOOMED!"
"DOOMED!"
"DOOMED"
"I'll send the post right away"
"So can you folks help me put this post on the boards?"
"Yes, we must help this woman put the post on the boards or we're... DOOMED!"
"Uh.. It's no big deal"
*Two guys looking at each other*
"She's in shock"
"The thoughts of her narrowly averted doom must have gotten to her."
"I'm going now"
"Yet another person saved from being DOOMED!"
"Yes, DOOMED!"

Shawn Earl
I need more sleep.