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NAH NAH NAH NAH
Bye
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An old man approached the White House from a

cross Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He

spoke to the U.S.

standing guard and said, "I would like to go in

and meet with President Bush."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to

the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the

very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with

President Bush."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man

and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here

asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no

longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
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NAH NAH NAH NAH - by Epsilon - 01-20-2009, 11:47 PM
[No subject] - by robkelk - 01-21-2009, 02:55 AM
[No subject] - by Black Aeronaut - 01-23-2009, 12:21 PM
Bye - by Rev Dark - 01-23-2009, 09:32 PM
[No subject] - by Wiregeek - 01-23-2009, 09:56 PM
[No subject] - by ordnance11 - 01-29-2009, 08:33 AM
[No subject] - by ECSNorway - 02-04-2009, 02:48 AM
Joke - by Rev Dark - 02-04-2009, 03:25 AM

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