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[Logan Darklighter]

Not that this isn't hilarious. But it's a parody and not a real news story. (It's a REALLY effective parody though!)

Here's some clues to the joke nature of the site on the sidebar - 

• International super-villain defends prompt murder of British agent ‘007’
• Police smash internet Francophile ring
• Killer Whale ‘should fry’, say U.S. Republicans
• Airports to introduce self-scan check-in for terrorists
• God ‘gutted’ after Jesus signs for Islam on a free contract
• Family of deposed African Head of State baffled by lack of interest in his millions