Okay, this is fun and funny

[Bob Schroeck]

Or they're nuked.

After all, [REDACTED] declared war on just about everywhere, including

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the Pacific Ocean,

after all.

I just like how tongue-in-cheek over-the-top it is -- it doesn't even try to spin a realistic scenario, it just goes for the ridiculous exaggeration knowing that you'll know it's exaggeration -- but of course at the same time it's employing the time-honored tool of satire for political purposes.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.