Okay, this is fun and funny

[Foxboy]

Or they're nuked.

After all, [REDACTED] declared war on just about everywhere, including Spoiler [+]
the Pacific Ocean,

after all.

I just like how tongue-in-cheek over-the-top it is -- it doesn't even try to spin a realistic scenario, it just goes for the ridiculous exaggeration knowing that you'll know it's exaggeration -- but of course at the same time it's employing the time-honored tool of satire for political purposes.

Bold italics mine for emphasis.
Isn't it nice when a political organization doesn't treat its target audience as brainless morons?
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll