I did my own digging after following the link (and not coming back for the rest of the thread here). I determined two things: one, it's very definitely satirical, and two, it's being repeated as gospel truth by loads of sites.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.