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San Fran' plans ban
San Fran' plans ban
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Is this Satire? Somebody please tell me this is satire. San Francisco discusses law to ban the sale of pets

Quote:The ban was put on hold last year after animal advocates broadened it to include anything with fur or feathers. Now it's back, with a new name and a new strategy: More is more. The Humane Pet Acquisition Proposal is on its way to the Board of Supervisors, and it hopes to protect everything from Great Danes to goldfish.

Yes, goldfish. And guppies, gobies, gouramies, glowlight tetras, German blue rams. No fish, no fowl, no reptiles, no amphibians, no cats, no dogs, no gerbils, no rats. If it flies, crawls, runs, swims or slithers, you would not be able to buy it in the city named for the patron saint of animals.

The comments are hilarious.

Although, what do they think is going to happens to all the animals in pet stores as soon as the law is passed?

The only thing that'll happen is that pets will start being traded illegally, with no consideration whatsoever to the welfare of the animal involved. A whole new black market will develop.
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San Fran' plans ban - by Dartz - 06-28-2011, 07:21 PM
[No subject] - by Star Ranger4 - 06-28-2011, 07:38 PM

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