Okay, that statement might be enough to transform a hairy-arsed Canadian into Captain Obvious. Nevertheless, with the bright orange you-can't-fucking-miss it O emblazoned across my man-tits I will state it again.
Pat Robertson is a douche.
http://crooksandliars.com...ays-divorce-if-your-wife
This is of course not the first uber-douche comment that Robertson has made. If his lips are moving, he is a veritable douche-sprinkler - the Bellagio fountain of douche-ness; whether it be backing up Jerry-buried-in-a-matchbox-Fallwell on his who-really-is-responsible-for-911 douchery; his god-wiped-out-New-Orleans-because-of-people-the-voices-in-my-head-tell-me-to-tell-you-to-hate douchery or his claims about leg pressing prowess. No Pat - that is not age-defying-energy-shake; it is your own personal brand of douche.
Okay. That is probably going too far. I should not be comparing him to douches - which do useful work under sometimes trying situations and are occasionally employed in playtime fun.
Robertson isn't that useful. I'd call him an asshole - but again, useful function; sometimes trying situations; occasionally the subject of playtime fun.
He is the putrescence and proof that mankind must retain their sense of smell (Okay paraphrasing I Claudius on the last one.)
Pat Robertson is a douche.
http://crooksandliars.com...ays-divorce-if-your-wife
This is of course not the first uber-douche comment that Robertson has made. If his lips are moving, he is a veritable douche-sprinkler - the Bellagio fountain of douche-ness; whether it be backing up Jerry-buried-in-a-matchbox-Fallwell on his who-really-is-responsible-for-911 douchery; his god-wiped-out-New-Orleans-because-of-people-the-voices-in-my-head-tell-me-to-tell-you-to-hate douchery or his claims about leg pressing prowess. No Pat - that is not age-defying-energy-shake; it is your own personal brand of douche.
Okay. That is probably going too far. I should not be comparing him to douches - which do useful work under sometimes trying situations and are occasionally employed in playtime fun.
Robertson isn't that useful. I'd call him an asshole - but again, useful function; sometimes trying situations; occasionally the subject of playtime fun.
He is the putrescence and proof that mankind must retain their sense of smell (Okay paraphrasing I Claudius on the last one.)