Quote:Dartz wrote:The same way the rest of us do -- drive a Toyota, and don't piss off your wife enough that she divorces you.Quote:robkelk wrote:Quote:ordnance11 wrote:In that case, the teams can pass the collection plate rather than being paid taxpayer money... right?
To everyone living outside the ole' Confederacy and especially to those outside the U.S. You have to remember this Southern truism:
Football..especially southern college football is religion.
The Sunday games are church services.
Bear Bryant is Saint Peter. If anyone doubts me, go see his shrine in UAB Tuscaloosa!
Nick Saban is Saint Paul here in Alabama.
And I dare anyone to challenge the folks around here!
But if they did that, how would the preacher - God's humble servant - afford his Mercedes Benz, and the alimony from three divorces?
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