Well, that's because liberty is a liberal conspiracy. Didn't you know? There wasn't really a Constitution before 1877, it was foisted on the country by a vast left-wing conspiracy (the same ones who deprived good honest white men of their slaves), who then falsified history to make it seem like the Revolutionary War was about individual freedom instead of keeping England from taking the Founding Fathers' money from them, that George Washington wasn't a god-emperor who ruled this continent with an iron hand and a full purse until he died and his hand-picked heir took over, and that the government never had a right and duty to execute dissidents in the street for speaking unapproved opinions. You can tell, because "liberty" and "liberal" both start with "lib".
(I give it a week before that's the new alt-right "common knowledge".)
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
(I give it a week before that's the new alt-right "common knowledge".)
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.